Tuesday, 28 April 2015

Customized Boyfriend



‘A prince charming on w hite horse’ this is how she perceived him. As he was ‘Cool’ with her late night parties, , with her modeling career, with her ‘Friend zoned’ army, with her preference for love marriage over arranged, with her way of wearing appealing skin hugging clothes, with her disdain for domestic work; Neev was ok with all the things a male chauvinist would deny. 

Nupur’s search for a deserving man or say a ‘Customized boyfriend’ finally came to halt when she met Neev, A man of liberated thoughts and terse words, having above average IQ and below average Emotional quotient, comic-lover, hardcore non- vegetarian, purely patient, having mother tongue Hindi and other tongue ‘sarcasm’, a man from commerce background who finds hidden science in anything and everything around, even in a girl’s kiss.

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She was drained off, after all travelling to different cities for shoot as a struggling model with tons of makeup , higher than high heels to conceal her ‘5’3’ height and double padded bra to trade for her breastlessness; wasn’t a cake walk.

She was standing in the balcony wearing a blue ‘Caption America’ T-shirt which she bought just because Neev likes it. She curiously dialed Neev’s number planning to have a long fulfilling talk with him. But it wasn’t surprising that the call ended in just 5 minutes after discussing who was better: Iron man or Batman. Somewhere in the back of her mind she knew Neev belonged to a different folk, someone very individualist, and someone with whom you talk using your brain, not heart.  After all, everyone can’t be Asif. 

Asif, with a single name millions of memories overloaded in her heart. That everything typical about their relation:, 30 calls a day, an extra uninor SIM just to talk with him, late night adult talks, defeating geographical distance of 300 kms just to meet every weekend, exchanging expensive gifts brought by saving every penny, hiding in public gardens just for a lip lock, bunking classes, giving excuses to parents just to meet and love. 

But why was she thinking of Asif , when Neev was the person she always dreamt of?

‘Just reached home’ she texted at 12 in the midnight.

‘You came alone or with someone..?’ Neev questioned.

 ‘When will you go? , with whom will you go? When will you return? , ‘What are you wearing?’ …In short, interrogation of all kind was expected when your partner was Asif. His strict No-No’s list was bigger than the Great Wall of China.  Don’t wear sleeveless clothes/capris/ one piece, maximum limit for staying out was 8 pm, this mediocre man believed ‘A girl and a boy can never be JUST friends’ so no male friends for Nupur, career options like modeling/acting/reporting would have been banned for female gender if this man’s ordered worked, a girl should be sanskari and must know cooking, removing ‘Last seen’ from whats app was a thing of speculation …and several other grotesque norms.

She blinked, coming out from the whirlpool of thoughts and replied ‘Sahil dropped me’ when she was suspecting Asif’s attribute of ‘insecurity’ taking birth in Neev, and that was unwelcoming. 

‘Cool.  Good that you didn’t came alone at midnight.’  Neev texted, optimistically. 

 Oops! Nupur proved to be judgmental and Neev as always gave the best of his replies.

 He respected her career, gave her enough space to grow, never acted like a possessive brat, shared his ‘Daaru’ wale anecdotes just with the motive to woo her, taught her the things she was innocent about ranging from Trance to Puns, from Comic world to world class comedians and much more, he even cracked jokes she tried laughing at and still he didn’t connect to her soul and that was the million dollar question.

Neev and Nupur rarely dated each other but when they did the places were restricted to Cinema or restaurant. The memories of watching first movie with him, was still fresh in her mind. That day she carried a small cotton duppatta with herself like she always used to do while going for movies. Her past compelled her to  detest physical relationship, her fragile body was no more ready for touch and still she expected Neev to take advantage of the cinema’s dark arena, after all there is one thing  all man possess  and i.e. lust between their groin .

Astonishment, this is what she experienced sitting next to Neev in that movie theatre. Like an innocent kid, having neither explored a creature like women nor interested in doing so, he kept his eyes fixed on the big screen, critically analyzing the sci-fi movie and paid attention to her chatter-patter occasionally. Initially she doubted her physical appeal and even questioned if she was stinging but it was later did she recognize that not every man, always, has havas ki aag.
 
Going for movies with ‘opportunist Asif’ was so different; they would watch everything but movie. He would caress her open hairs, give her an  eternal smooch and make his tongue visit her territory, smoothly slide his hand inside her top and play with her breasts making her nipples tight, he would then scan the surroundings from the platinum corner seat for safety and unzip his jeans , and give way to his big fat penis from his underwear , he would then place her hand on his penis and signal her to shake his snake ,unwillingly she would do the thing requested till he is satisfied and at the closure she would meekly take her cotton duppatta and clean his mess . Stoic, the only thing that kindled was: can love be this ugly?

But Bingo! With Neev she was saved and also her cotton duppatta.

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One night, gazing the meaninglessness of her life she felt like a loner and her life started screening before her. 

That horny animal, Asif who yearned to do phone sex every morning and it resulted into her mastering different types of seductive voices. His unbearable restrictions and that intense pain he gave her taking her to several cheap hotels, wooing her with colorful condoms; all for the sake of his lust labeled as love. 

The problem about second love is that it isn’t your first love. First love comes with feelings and with every proceeding affair the intensity of feelings diminishes till someday when nothing is left except a null set. Neev was everything Asif was not. But he was a second love, a customized love; whose perfection was his biggest imperfection as it turned him indifferent and incapable to be someone’s shoulder.  

 Nupur had her own doleful story; a girl who wanted abundance in life, who opted for a career which placed her character and body at risk, an exuberant girl but vacuum from within, a girl whose past failed relation made her an enigma, a living irony, servile of her past.

Just to expunge the scars of her soul she positioned herself as someone innocent about the word ‘sex’. Each night she faced several debates going on within her: A horny addicted body demanding sex and a heart refraining even a touch. 

She came in relationship with Neev after the disaster with Asif , as having a boyfriend seemed the easiest and the cheapest way to pamper herself and also to overcome the trauma. While efforts of convincing Neev that she was an untouched fragrant flower to those helpless tears which demanded a caring shoulder to pour on, all these resulted into her catching the Multi-personality disorder, thus some found her extrovert, some introvert and some called her a bitch.
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 Nupur later learnt that neither life nor people come with customized settings and She agreed for arrange marriage to meet her third love and probably the last one.


                                                                             ----Janvi Sonaiya

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